ARDATA

• Bloodthirsty on main
• Makes her own capes
• Small business owner

Surname: Carmia
Sign: Scormini
Friendsim: Volume 1

DIEMEN

• Meat enthusiast
• Living the nomadic shrubbery lifestyle
• Cheerfully nihilist

Surname: Xicali
Sign: Arrius
Friendsim: Volume 1

CIRAVA

• Huge online but laying low; they've been burned before
• Honestly shouldn't be alive
• Mad selfie game

Surname: Hermod
Sign: Gemrius
Friendsim: Volume 2

AMISIA

• Art-blocked for the past five sweeps
• Makes all her own paints
• Now auditioning muses

Surname: Erdehn
Sign: Sagira
Friendsim: Volume 2

BRONYA

• The mom friend
• True neutral
• All of her opinions are extremely moderate and inoffensive, just ask anyone she knows

Surname: Ursama
Sign: Virus
Friendsim: Volume 3

SKYLLA

• Lusus wrangler
• She's why you don't mess with a rustblood's ranch
• Grubcakes, anyone?

Surname: Koriga
Sign: Taurist
Friendsim: Volume 3

TAGORA

• Call him GorGor
• A luxury few can afford
• If he's talking you've already lost

Surname: Gorjek
Sign: Liga
Friendsim: Volume 4

VIKARE

• Considering the firmament above
• Unfortunately still landbound
• Stiff upper lip

Surname: Ratite
Sign: Taurza
Friendsim: Volume 4

ZEBRUH

• All lowbloods are queens
• Thinking about getting into music. Not a big deal. Whatever.
• All quadrants wide open

Surname: Codakk
Sign: Sagimino
Friendsim: Volume 5

FOLYKL & KUPRUM

• K: Knows exactly what happens to the best psychics and is, sincerely, THRILLED
• F: Hugely draining to be around
• K: Strident online crusader for the empire
• F: Greasy

Surname: Darane & Maxlol
Sign: Gemittarius & Gemnius
Friendsim: Volume 6

KONYYL

• Strong shoulder to cry on
• Will assassinate for exposure
• She's good at the thrashing, not so much with the planning

Surname: Okimaw
Sign: Lepia
Friendsim: Volume 7

TYZIAS

• Sleeps once a week
• Ask her about her controversial opinions on traditional jurisprudence
• That's not coffee

Surname: Entykk
Sign: Licer
Friendsim: Volume 8

CHAHUT

• 2 weeks from exile
• Single and ready to mangle
• Loves to scrapbook!

Surname: Maenad
Sign: Caprinius
Friendsim: Volume 9

AZDAJA

• PRINCE OF ALL MUSTARDBLOODS
• Power level off the charts
• Duel strifers champion two sweeps and counting

Surname: Knelax
Sign: Gemra
Friendsim: Volume 9

ZEBEDE

• Two days too far to visit
• Sub-chirps you when you don't
• Hard HATCHED2DANCE stan

Surname: Tongva
Sign: Gempio
Friendsim: Volume 10

TEGIRI

• Call him senpai
• Incredibly shitty swordplay
• It gives him no pleasure to do this, but the law is the law

Surname: Kalbur
Sign: Libittarius
Friendsim: Volume 10

LYNERA

• Self-appointed to the honor roll
• Hollow point bullet journal
• Endless devotion

Surname: Skalbi
Sign: Viriborn
Friendsim: Volume 11

GALEKH

• Coffee snob
• Knows his shit, somehow still annoying
• [citation needed]

Surname: Xigisi
Sign: Sagicer
Friendsim: Volume 12

TIRONA

• His honorable tyranny's littlest fan
• Tattleterror
• Ruthless memeagandist

Surname: Kasund
Sign: Liblo
Friendsim: Volume 12

BOLDIR

• Big coat, bigger secrets
• On a mission to expose the deep-state lunacracy
• Foil-lined hat protects her from celestial influences

Surname: Lamati
Sign: Lelo
Friendsim: Volume 13

STELSA

• No time to talk darling she's incredibly busy make an appointment she'll pencil you in
• Files for her files
• Sensible heels

Surname: Sezyat
Sign: Licen
Friendsim: Volume 13

KARAKO

• HONK.
• HONK?
• HONK!

Surname: Pierot
Sign: Caprira
Friendsim: Volume 14

MARSTI

• Likes to clean
• Doesn't care if you think she's basic. In fact, it may be you who are basic
• Esoteric medical knowledge

Surname: Houtek
Sign: Arittarius
Friendsim: Volume 14

WANSHI

• The brooding caverns' resident tomewriggler
• Big name in the Soldier Purrbeasts fandom
• Expert LARPer

Surname: Adyata
Sign: Virmino
Friendsim: Volume 15

FOZZER

• Dialectical materialist
• Maintains his own corpsefield
• A staunch royalist, recently

Surname: Velyes
Sign: Aro
Friendsim: Volume 16

MARVUS

• Runs the shitshow
• Slam or Get Culled Grand Champion
• Mirthful idolatry

Surname: Xoloto
Sign: Caprist
Friendsim: Volume 16

DARAYA

• Been in detention her whole life
• Imitation grub horn bracelet
• Apathy level varies

Surname: Jonjet
Sign: Virnius
Friendsim: Volume 17

NIHKEE

• Active in Muscular Theatre
• Lost a leg but gained the upper hand
• Subcultural gatekeeper

Surname: Moolah
Sign: Sagicorn
Friendsim: Volume 17

SOLEIL

• Finish each other's sentences
• Communicate telepathically
• Two clowns, or two halves of one clown?

First names: Barzum & Baizli
Sign: Capriun & Caprimini
Friendsim: Volume 18